I know, there are straight guys with lisps. But they don't all dress like fruitcakes and whine about getting dirty. And the guy's a professional fucking liar! What he portrays on TV is a fucking sham. He's broke! He filed for bankruptcy and he lied on the applications. Is it really that far a leap to think that he plays pin cushion?
I'm not being anti-gay, I poke fun at everything I can. I'm bisexual and I can't stand the ignorant shit, the hate crimes, etc. But do you know what I am? Pro-truth. Just come out with it. If USA Network can't handle it, Bravo, WE, or whatever the gay channel is would love to have you, I'm sure. I love the guy's personality and he makes me laugh, unless that's all an act, too...
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I am right there with you about pro-truth. I don't give a fuck what people do with their genitalia unless it's horrible (rape, pedophilia, etc). It's none of my damn business, and what I do with mine is none of THEIR damn business. I don't know why anyone cares, anyway. I have better things to do than fret about what someone I don't know is doing with their body parts.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I'm wondering about the wonderful world of wigs. I've seen some great gothic pictures, and my hair is too light to make them impressive. The issue I have is that my skin has a yellow tint to it (thanks, jaundice), and I wonder if darker hair would make me look really yellow. Plus my lipstick might not work if I had an exaggeratedly yellow face. It's a very dark reddish-purple.
ReplyDeleteMakeup, darling. Makeup. You wouldn't believe how fucking pasty I am. I know that lends itself well too gothic looks, but I don't always like looking like I walked out of a morgue. If you want the corpse look, there are a million places that sell the white cream stuff and I haven't found a particular brand that's better than the other. (It's more of a "party" makeup than a beauty product and it's VERY cheap.) If you want a more natural skin tone (to hide the yellow tint) I can't really give you a particular shade to buy, as photos aren't always the best representation of the actual skin tone, but just find a good base/foundation. It might be easier and a lot less hair wrenching to start with a small amount from a store (see if they have samples) and then find something better online.
DeleteI know you've got a lot of sensitivities to different things, so if the makeup thing is out or doesn't work, let me know and I'll see what I can come up with in place of it. *Hugs*
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Thank you, darling! <3 I have only ever really gotten competent at concealer, lipstick and the occasional eyeshadow. I don't wear foundation ever, but for a photoshoot it might be just the thing. I guess that's why I'd want a wig instead of actually dyeing my hair. I looked at some pictures and was all "Oh, her black hair looks gorgeous with dark lipstick!"
ReplyDelete....and then I remember that the person in the picture is completely (as you said) morgue-ish, lol. I suppose costume makeup is probably the way to go, since I already have concealer in the lightest shade the beauty companies make for normal use, and it definitely is not gothic white. I'd probably have to look for some sort of sensitive skin thing, although I don't know if costume makeup companies even care about that. They probably assume you're going to wear it for one night and then not again for an entire year, so who cares if it fucks with your skin?
Love your help, darling, thank you again! I will poke around and see what I can come up with. If only I'd been born with black hair and white skin..... oh well.
Yeah, definitely be careful with the costume stuff. There's definitely something in all of it that's an irritant... Even though my skin probably IS more makeup than actual skin at this point, I can't wear that shit for more than a few hours before I want to start ripping off chunks of flesh... eh heh... Let me know how you make out and if you have any more questions, I'll try to answer them as best I can! :3
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