Friday, May 8, 2015

What MEN think of your shaved twat...

Obviously Yahoo can't title their article like that, but I can! Anyway, yes, I put this on Twitter, but I'd like to elaborate a bit more here. READ ME!

As you can see, most of them approve, but there are two who don't. The first one is full of fucking shit or just a complete asshole. You're telling me that because a woman has no hair on her cunt, you won't fuck her more than once?! He's either got more hairy twat than he knows what to do with or he's a new breed of male. What man on earth is gonna get a call from a woman saying "Hey, hon. I'm horny and I just wanna fuck" and turn around and say "Not until you grow your pubes back!" Nice try.

Then we've got a good ol'boy saying that he doesn't like it because it makes women look prepubescent. I've heard that before and it's more valid than the first guy's excuse, but again, you're not turning down free pussy, sweetheart. And I don't know what part of the south this dude lives in, but the totally shaved/Brazilian thing is everywhere... I would imagine it would be MORE prevalent in the south, if anything. But maybe he lives in a real backwoods area and his daughters don't go that way...

I love how Sex And The City gets credit for popularizing it, too. I think I watched 2 episodes of that show and then got tired of looking at Sarah Jessica Parker's weird face while waiting for the "Sex" parts to happen. The porn industry had nothing to do with popularizing it, I'm sure... ;)

I obviously don't care what men think about anything, it doesn't effect me. I just wanted to point out how hilarious that was. I've done the Brazilian thing for years and am back to doing it once again. I've never had ANYONE, male or female, refuse sex or say my pubes or lack thereof are a turn-off, nor have I ever done it to anyone.

Rei~

3 comments:

  1. LOL! The ladies here and myself have all had a good laugh at these poor fools and we resoundingly agree! You are too damn funny, sweetie! ♥♥♥ Any guy that would turn down a girl because of pubic hair would have to be the most shallow bastard alive. Or gay. lol

    I have no problem with it, personally. I love how it looks on you and you're so very nice and smooth down there. :) I keep a little bit, but it's just my preference and you're obsessed with blonde pubes. :p You'd cry if I got rid of them, but you'd still do me! Love you, Reinbow! ♥♥♥♥ XOXO *Kisses*

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  2. "Hey, hon. I'm horny and I just wanna fuck" and turn around and say "Not until you grow your pubes back!" I SCREAM-LAUGHED at this. You are incredibly right, and you fucking win the world. And teh internets. I love you so much, lol. I'm totally going to be your disciple. Hallelujah, motherfucker, take me to church! <3

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  3. Lace: I think you just found an excuse for every closeted gay man who's in a relationship with a woman... XD "Come on, baby, we haven't done it in forever!" "Ew, no! You look like a little girl with no pubes!" How do you not know you're with a gay dude? Dumb broads... Love you, honey bunny! :3

    Darling: Yay! I'm so glad I could give you a nice big laugh before the craziness of your job set in! That is so fucking wrong to shovel all that on you... I love you, too, and I would be happy to have you as a member of my cul...church! XD We're tax exempt, so you and Lace can get all the pretty tights you want! Hope you make through the day okay, love! *Hugs* :3

    Rei~

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